A friend of mine used to be a bouncer. He had one. He used it one night. The guy pressed charges.
The cops arrested him.
So he pressed charges against the guy (he wouldn't have had to hit him if he hadn't been assaulting him...).
So they go arrest the guy, and print him.
And guess what? His prints showed up as matching those found on a murder scene in the neighborhood. He's in jail now...
My bouncer buddy got a "get outta jail free" card, got sprung, but never did get his flashlight back.
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