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Old July 13, 2010, 01:46 PM   #19
divil
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Join Date: November 11, 2009
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OK, here's what you do...

When he comes to get your wallet etc., put it in the bag, no questions asked. Then when he asks for the device, you tell, him "sorry, I'd give you this if I could but I really can't". Don't try to tell him what it is.

He gets mad, says he's gonna shoot you. So you give in and hand it over - but at that moment, he's so mesmerized by this mysterious device that he looses concentration, and you get the drop on him. You grab his gun hand and train your gun on him.

His buddies freak out about how they're gonna kill you, but you persuade them all to calm down, like a couple of Fonzies, you say.

Now you give him that whole lecture about the sheep etc. Tell him you're not sure which one you are, but you're trying real hard to be the shepherd...

Now you tell him to reach into the bag and take our your wallet. If he's not sure which one is yours...it's the one that says "Bad Motherf*&k1r" on it.

Take out the money and give it to him - that's his, he can keep that.

You keep the medical device and send a distraught and confused but very grateful robber on his merry way.

Credits roll, que surf guitar etc.

Sorry, couldn't resist (please gnore me!)
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