Let me first thank you guys for setting the matter straight. I now agree that you have it right. In the back of my mind, I still have the thought that my scenario would work. But, having not encountered a face to face situation as some of you have, I'll follow the maxim, "discretion is the better part of valor".
Aside to Double Naught Spy: (Quote) "If you want to scare the bad guy, turn on all the lights and appear before him naked..." Now,
that would be an assault with a deadly weapon
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