[Navy joe]

Cleaning supplies.

Picked up a chest bandoleer on surplus on a lark quite some time ago. Had no real reason for it, just thought I'd get $3 worth of amusement out of it. Ended up setting it up as a Tactical Cleaning Chest Harness. Various cleaning fluids, sponges, rags, trash bags (including one hanging in literal dump pouch configuration), and a CO2 BB pistol in the hoster, with CO2 cylender but no BB's for high-impact, low-drag de-dusting. The radio pouch fit the MP3 player, and the mag pouches granola bars for impromptu snack breaks.

Not only did it help speed up cleaning, the look on the housemate's faces was priceless.

Pretty funny. I think you could be a youtube star were you to produce a tactical home cleaning video. Be sure to pie those corners before you dust them.