Hey, Coinneach,
My mother tried that once. Once
My favorite line:
"I am handicapped. I'm psychotic."
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Beginner barbarians probably had the idea that every house they broke into would be full of untouched loot and frightened, unarmed victims. It just doesn't work that way, my friend.
I hope these evil men come to understand our peaceful ways soon - My trigger finger is blistering!