As XavierBreath said, asking to have threads closed (that aren't controversial, that is) is not a common thing. In fact, it's very uncommon; you're the first member to request them on a regular basis that I recall. It's certainly no real problem to close them, but it isn't at all necessary.
So you can stop complaining about them, sit back, relax, and enjoy the view. (If you look out the port side windows, the Grand Canyon is just coming into view.)
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Glock 31, after reading quite a few of your posts, I have to ask that you read or re-read the Forum Rules that you agreed to when you joined. Pay close attention to rule #2.