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I wonder when the season opens over in Iraq? and what's the bag limit?
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Things to tell a redneck to get the Iraqi war solved:
1. They taste like chicken.
2. Some are queer. (No offense; just part of the joke)
3. They hate NASCAR, Jesus, and country music.
4. The season opened last week.
5. There is no limit.
*adapted from another joke I once heard.