So these two Texans were dragging an elk back to the truck. The going was tough and the critter kept getting hung up in the brush. One texan told the other he thought it would be easier to drag the elk by the back legs instead of the front legs so they tried that instead. They dragged the elk for a couple of hours and the first Texan agreed it was much easier dragging, but man were they ever getting a long way from the pick-up truck.
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