I'm glad I've never done anything that would get me arrested or in any sort of trouble. All the background checks and paperwork to get a gun is bad enough as it is.
However, I was doing a background check on myself prior to applying to law school (just for fun to see what the records said about me) and I found out an ugly little thing about myself that I had forgotten: I had a traffic ticket from 10 years previous for $120 for crossing a solid line
I guess no one is perfect.