[PawPaw]

Reminds me of a guy we used to call Rude Jude. He was a state trooper and he'd get more complaints of rudeness than anyone else. All he'd do is ask for license, registration, proof of insurance, then he'd write the ticket and hand it to them. People called in by the dozens.

When the complaint came in, we'd ask "What did he say?"

"Nothing. He just asked for license, registration, proof of insurance."

"Is that all?" We'd ask? "What did he say that was rude?"

"Nothing." they'd reply "He didn't say nothing. Rudest man I ever met."

We never did figure out how he was making people angry, but Rude Jude would get complaints every time he went out on the road.