In '96 I had a kid come visit the church I was youth pastor in FL. He came back the next week and started talking smack. Surprisingly I told him my responsibility was the safety of these young men and women and if he was going to be an issue I would help him with his issue. He never came back.
Of course I was younger and in better shape. Might not be what people think of a Christian response but I thought of them as my kids.
EDIT - Today I'd probably OC while I mowed the lawn . . .
