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Old August 11, 2009, 07:21 AM   #28
Dr Raoul Duke
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Join Date: August 8, 2009
Location: On the Left Coast of North America
Posts: 104
I live alone, except for a beautiful black female Chow that can hear a mouse pass gas. My house is in a really bad neighborhood. I have solid steel bars on the windows, steel gates on the doors, and a really good alarm system. I keep a cell phone next to my bed so that I cannot be stopped from calling 911 by cutting my hard lines. When I am in my home a firearm is never farther away than the length of my arm, and it's going to be a .45 ACP, .357 Magnum or .12 gauge shotgun. If someone comes to my door after dark they are going to have to be someone I know pretty well just to get the door opened a crack, and I'll have a shotgun in my hands. If anybody tries to break into my house at night, while I am asleep, my dog will go completely nuts and I will wake up. I will call 911, turn on all the lights from my keypad, and stay in my bedroom and wait for the cavalry. If the BG gets to me before the PD gets here, and is armed in any way, I will kill him (or her). During the day it is pretty much the same deal. Don't come to my door if you don't have a pretty good reason to be there. I have about 5000 or so acquaintances, and 6 friends. My friends call before they come over.

When I am outside my home I am carrying 24/7. Hy house is a fort, and there is a bad dog inside. If someone breaks into my house while I am gone, my alarm company will call me on my cell. If the intruder manages to get past my alarm system somehow, and I come home, I have a very idiosyncratic way of entering my house, and if anything is out of line, say my my black girl dog does not bark to meet me (the intruder will have to kill her), I'll stop, and enter a few minutes later with the PD as an escort. If I did come home and nothing was out of order, if my smiling black doggy girl is happy and waiting to greet me, and somehow someone was in my house, it would be my Mother.

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