Thanks Ricklin. I borrowed it knowing it had another meaning. Turns out it's a perfect description for my relationship with guns.
With the dirt bath being the final cure.
I will put a bolt or two in that safe into my beautiful hardwood floor if 2 or more people living in a well populated city, who don't leave their homes unattended for more than a day, who aren't gun brokers, jewelers or drug dealers tell me that they've actually had someone break into or haul off their 600 pound safe of guns! Please tell me if this has actually happened.