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New letters section?
Dear S.W.A.T.,
You aren't going to believe this, but it really happened to me. I was reading your really cool magazine when I heard a wicked loud crash. I quickly jumped into my mall ninja gear and did a full sabrina as I exited our frat complete with a forward somersault w/ a half twist like Mel Gibson does in those way phat Lethal weapon flicks.
Once I was outside, I could see that a sorority tour bus had rear-ended a beer truck......
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"This started out as a documentary on gun violence in America, but the largest mass murder in our history was just committed -- without the use of a single gun! Not a single bullet fired! No bomb was set off, no missile was fired, no weapon (i.e., a device that was solely and specifically manufactured to kill humans) was used. A boxcutter! -- I can't stop thinking about this. A thousand gun control laws would not have prevented this massacre. What am I doing?"
Michael Moore
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