[LOUD]

Ok folks, I need a holster that fits me! Im a fellow with a few extra pounds above the belt line. I can buy any number of holsters for my glock 27 that I carry on the job( Im a forester ) but they are all flawed as far as Im concerned . To fit me comfortably NO part of the the gun can be above the belt line , it all needs to be down at my side and not pushing into my "love handles" . I know someone is gonna say " why dont you just lose weight" and Im gonna say "bite Me". Who makes and sells a holster thats position is outside the pants( theres already enough stuff in there)and lays down my thigh and not feeling like a large burr under my saddle . I dont worry about concealement , so thats not an issue. I have several already that puts over half the guns mass above my belt and they are about as uncomfortable as a digital exam . So where could I get something that fits.....LOUD