Good ole Kern County in the PRK. The best thing about living in Kern County in the PRK is you can get a CCW very easily and then travel through the rest of this liberal bastion of peace and prosperity in comfort as the rest of the fools run around thinking that the world is great and no harm comes from the unarmed populace. That is until suddenly they are robbed and wonder where the police are to protect them. You will be the envy of all of your friends when they find out. "How did you get that? My sheriff only issued 8 permits last year?" Your reply, "Move!" Now if I could only buy an AR-15 life would be good again.
