I think before you allow her to pull into this type of gas station again you should don a black suit complete with baclava and do a slow roll out of the car with your AR15 (accessorize according to taste and tactical needs). Once you have taken up a concealed sniper position approximately 15 yards away radio to her she is clear to maneuver into the station and begin refueling.
Seriously, next time get out and pump your lady's gas for her.
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