While we're on the snake jokes.
This southern woman asked her son to go to the creek to fetch a bucket of water for that nights supper.
So, the lil' boy with bucket in tow headed off for the creek.
He came back about 10 minutes later, sweating profusely - white as a ghost.
The mom asked "now Billy, where's the water I sent you for?"
Boy - "Mom, there's a SNAKE in the creek... a BIG DAMN snake!
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Mom - "you silly thing, run on back down there and get the water. Remember, that snake is more scared of you than you are of it".
Boy - "If that's the case momma, that water ain't fit to drink!"
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