There ya go!
I've thought about this for a long time. Face it, if you buy all the high-tech toys that Cabela's sells, you'll look like the Michellin Man and waddle like a duck!
Rifle, shells, spare shells, handgun, binocs, IR dealie for finding a lost deer, laser range-finder, radio, 17 knives, block and tackle to hang the deer, space blanket, maps, compasses, flashllights, whetstone, trail mix, MREs, fourteen gallons of water, six layers of clothing and a seeing-eye dog.
What'd I forget?
, Art