You guys are a trip. I also get funny looks from my wife of almost 12 years. When we were dating, I told her I came as a package deal, guns and all. She has somehow put up with the endless packages, cans, boxes, and anything else I could find to store supplies. When I want to yank her chain, I simply say "so much ammo, so little time". THAT usually works! LOL!
Have a better day!