[Peter Gun]

When cornered they are extremely dangerous! You've seen what those teeth do to lumber. Like many rodents they can leap large distances unexpectedly. Quite funny to watch, actually. A couple of beavers recently chopped down some memorial trees in town. Town decided to remove them. Cops were goin to shoot them, but local PETA wanna bees convinced them to let them trap them. They trapped them successfully, but the caged beavers were so viciously enraged no-one could carry the cage. They ended up releasing them and having the cops shoot them. I guess it wasn't sporting to shoot them in the cage.