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Us Yankees need a lesson on how to to kill a gator...
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Good news! It will be easier for you since you have lots of bait handy.
- Ask a Yankee if he wants to go swimming with you. (Keep trying 'til one says yes.)
- You and a bunch of friends take him to the place you last saw the 'gator.
- Ask him to get in first and test the water.
- When the 'gator appears, you and your friends open up on the 'gator.
- You will need to take along more bait if you have more than one 'gator--it's unusual for the bait to be good for a second try.