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Old September 16, 2006, 11:03 PM   #24
JohnKSa
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Join Date: February 12, 2001
Location: DFW Area
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Us Yankees need a lesson on how to to kill a gator...
Good news! It will be easier for you since you have lots of bait handy.
  • Ask a Yankee if he wants to go swimming with you. (Keep trying 'til one says yes.)
  • You and a bunch of friends take him to the place you last saw the 'gator.
  • Ask him to get in first and test the water.
  • When the 'gator appears, you and your friends open up on the 'gator.
  • You will need to take along more bait if you have more than one 'gator--it's unusual for the bait to be good for a second try.
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