Naaah, thought about that and had two problems with it.
one, It wouldn't teach him a thing and would provide him with a new bar story to embellish and brag about (yes, he's THAT stupid). And two, it'd be at my expense and make ME look bad to reasonable people.
Oh well. Maybe he'll grow up soon. Lets see he's 42 now so in another gazillion years he'll...he'll...Hmmmm...