Ok guys (and gals) the esteemed Jeff Foxworthy has already gone through this drill for us
here
$162/pound! "And that's not including my time and poker money!"
And leave it to Kraig to bring it back into perspective! Without my oldest, I would have been blissfully ignorant of the need to bring (non-camo) makeup on a hunting trip! Or the fact you can find enough wildflowers to make a headband just on the walk to the ground blind! Not certain I had ever taken notice of the wildflowers before that one! And not to be forgotten, there was the hunting trip where that all defining moment in female maturation begins with my little hunting partner and I am 900 miles away from the wife who is much more versed in these things.
Boy, was I underprepared for that one!
And for jimbob, go watch the movie
The Patriot. You might be able to take away a gameplan using a burlap bag. That should help you sleep a little better.