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But come on, everyone knows it's technically a "MBRBPE": Muzzle Blast Reducer and Back-Pressure Enhancer
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I love it! I'm going to start using it to shut down the know-it-alls.
"So, you want a silencer?"
"It's a
suppressor, and you don't know anything."
"Well, they were called
silencers by their inventor, and they're referenced as such in the relevant laws."
"Whatever.
Tactical Ninja Quarterly calls them
suppressors. I know, because I have very tactical pants. Look at all the pockets."
"So...a
can?"
"
Suppressor! Look at all the pockets! I can carry so many spare magazines!"
"OK.
Boom stick quietener?"
"That's not even a real thing!"
"OK.
Muzzle Blast Reducer and Back-Pressure Enhancer?"
"...what?!?"
"It's even got an acronym. You guys
love your acronyms!"
"Well, I
do detest any product or practice without an acronym..."
"Try 'MBRBPE'."
"Holy...wow. Let's never fight again!"
...and lo, there was peace at the gun shop counter.