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Old September 17, 2009, 10:38 AM   #44
A_McDougal
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Shhh! Don't let the secret out, or the politicos will start banning rocks. We'll have ATF inspecting Home Depot records - "You sold how many tons of gravel, with no fingerprints?!" Cities will start rock mineral buy-back programs. Anyone found to be loitering in a field or yard will be presumed to be trying to find illegal rocks. "OK, you can farm your own land, but if you come across a rock, you need to report it IMMEDIATELY." Kids will be suspended for saying their teacher is dumb as a box of rocks.
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