Ban :
My Zombie girl friend is a liberal college professor, doesn't like guns, voted for Obama and supports the UN. Should we break up?
She tried to shoot my 1911 and it tore her arm clean off and now she won't go to the range.
PS - I've had two big strong men tell me that they shot a 1911 once and it almost tore their arm clean off. So what would it do to a zombie?
Seriously, the girlfriend gun and ditch 'em threads get old.