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Old May 4, 2000, 04:03 PM   #18
USP45
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Join Date: March 22, 2000
Location: Peoples Commonwealth of Massachusetts
Posts: 1,562
[computerized voice of Hill-Billy suddenly spits from your virtual reality computational headgear]

"This is a warning, you have illegally entered the cyber-space of the Peoples Democratic Republic of Massachusetts. You have been observed and recorded by the INner-Space Auditing NEtwork while commiting felonious actions ajuticated to be placing age-impared adults in danger.

This is a clear failure to obey 666 Consumer Protection Regulations, section 13 "no citizen may take part in any activity deemed stupid by the esteemed Attorney General for Life."

The penalty for failing to comply with 666 CPR, section 13 is immediate confiscation of your entire life savings of e-gold which will be used to publicly encriminate your family for being computer illiterate.

Furthermore, because you entered cyber-space controlled by the People's Democratic Republic of Massachusetts without informing the local law enforcement agency that you have, in the past, owned an PROjectile Hurling age-Impaired adult KIlling DeviceS, you will submit your right to breath for 10 minutes commencing in 30 seconds.

Prepare to show official authorised census enumerator your Hidden Personal Identification Number.

Thankyou


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