[Spats McGee]

Originally Posted by markj

I got pulled over the other day, I told him I had a permit and was carrying. He asked me what I had, a colt 45 in the front pocket, a 1911 iwb right hip, a ruger 100 3in barrel 357 on right ankle, a shotgun in the trunk, ar15 too, a boker magnum in left front pocket, spare mags and speed loader in left holster.

If he'd asked you what you were afraid of, you could've pulled off that old joke and told him, "Not a damn thing!"