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Cowled_Wolfe · January 11, 2006, 02:40 AM

My cats! My neighbor's dogs! Finally united!
... Because we all know that a ferrel dog would rather eat grass. :barf:

Ok. In reality... Who here has a pet? If you turned that pet loose, would it run off into the sunset under the rainbow into nature's arms and peacefully co-exist with the lions, tigers, bears, and rabid squirrels (oh my)? Or would your pet come back?

I'm guessing it's the latter of the two... And if your pets have any offspring, they're gonna raise 'em to live with us humans too... The solution? We'd have to kill all our current pets, and hope whatever strays are out there would re-populate. Very humane indeed.

Wolfe... (PETA... P****d-off Eco-Terrorist Alliance.)

January 11, 2006, 02:40 AM	#20
Cowled_Wolfe Senior Member Join Date: November 26, 2004 Location: Washington... Land of the apple, and the apple maggot! Posts: 803	Yes! Set all our pets free! My cats! My neighbor's dogs! Finally united! ... Because we all know that a ferrel dog would rather eat grass. :barf: Ok. In reality... Who here has a pet? If you turned that pet loose, would it run off into the sunset under the rainbow into nature's arms and peacefully co-exist with the lions, tigers, bears, and rabid squirrels (oh my)? Or would your pet come back? I'm guessing it's the latter of the two... And if your pets have any offspring, they're gonna raise 'em to live with us humans too... The solution? We'd have to kill all our current pets, and hope whatever strays are out there would re-populate. Very humane indeed. Wolfe... (PETA... P****d-off Eco-Terrorist Alliance.) __________________ [Your ad could be here! Call 555-0122 for details.] (\__/) (='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into (")_(")your signature to help him gain world domination.