Not really, since I'm being serious.
(Incidentally, not one of the four test weapons mentioned above has ever hiccuped on me even once, except for the Pro, which came with two mags [out of six] that had crapped-out springs. I figure that a weapon's first malf will generally come at the least opportune time, so [paranoiac that I am] I try and be at least a
little bit prepared for that inevitable "why'd-it-have-to-happen-
now?" screwup.
)