OK, I've gotta go back to this "emu" story.
Has anyone noticed the suspicious resemblence of this story to
Cujo????
Cujo: A young woman is terrorized by a rabid dog. She is trapped in her car and can't get to the house.
Emujo
: An old woman is terrorized by hungry emus and can't get
out of the house to get to the car.
(hmmm...kinda fishy....sensop watching Cujo after one too many Shiners????)
(making sure not to exceed my limit)....