The ones who think that about me, are ones that are so stupid, I wouldn't piss in their face if they were on fire.
Them - "Nobody needs an AK47"
Me - "I hope I never need mine"
Them - "What are you gonna do with that concealed handgun"
Me - "Nothing - around friendly people"
Them - "Just call the police if you are threatened"
Me - "Where are the police now"
Them - "No one is hurting you now"
Me- "If a criminal pulled pulled a pistol out right now and shot you in the head, how could you stop them"
Them - "you need help dude"
Me - "FU"
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