Dan you are talking interior Alaska at this time of year?
Get the man a squirt gun. Super Soaker for the home, something smaller for CC. A couple of shots of H20 to the eyes, -50 F first blink eyelids/lashes stuck together, BG is effectively blinded.
That will get him by until break up, and then it's a whole nother ball of wax!
Good Luck! I can understand your concern. Didn't realize that Fairbanks was that dangerous!
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