I know that tactic. After you actually do this grinning like an idiot all the while, counting the stacked up bodies with glee, running back to a phone booth dancing and yelling "WOO HOOO!" all the doggoned way, then, you can show this post to the prosecuting attorney to prove what a peaceful guy you really are.
"honest injun, man, I didn't mean to kill that whole pile of people, I'm actually a pacifist! I was pointing the gun to scare them, and it just started going off! Here, look at what I said on the internet!"
