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I carry this way every day.
First advice - don't bend over. If you drop a 100 dollar bill on the floor, don't just bend over and pick it up. Bend at the knee. Squat down. Whatever. It's better for your back.
Second advice, don't be paranoid. If you act like everything is normal, you would walk around without your jacket and most people wouldn't notice you were carrying. A jacket is very good concealment. They might see a bulge, but they won't be able to make out what it is. If someone asks, say, "It's my cell phone." If they get insistant, pull them to the side and whisper to them in confidence, "Look, I don't want everybody to know this, but it's really isn't my cell phone. It's my colostomy bag. Don't say anything, OK?"
Third advice - the most dangerous thing about wearing a jacket is sitting in a narrow chair with arms. Instant reveal... When you sit down, always make sure your jacket drapes between you and the arm of the chair and not over it.
Nio
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