1. I feel your pain.
2. Save the money for two projects. My 1911 is also known as the new drapes also gun.
3. Work extra to have a stash of money for guns. That's my plan. I buy guns with extra gigs off the main income stream.
4. Make reasonable arguments why the upcoming apocalypse mandates an arsenal update.
Otherwise - let's cry together.
I should close this as silly but what the hey.