Wild, I think you're trolling here.
You enjoy the gunwoobie thing. I think you sit in the back room of your shop, making Judge chokes and custom barreled NAA minis in your hello kitty spandex outfit, laughing at posts at TFL while you come up with unique snark to insert into your sigline so you don't repeat yourself ever.
Your snark is just too
good for you not to secretly enjoy it.
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