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A Philosophical argument for the repeal of Second Amendment
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That WE the people (or 2/3rds thereof) acknowledge we do NOT live in a Free State and furthermore do not DESIRE to live in a state of FREEDOM, we hereby repeal the second amendment abrogating the rights and NEED of the people to arm bears, to include anyone and all, other than the Federal government's Standing Army, and/or their respective appointed agents, reserving for that august body alone, the Right to keep and bear arms to be used as they see fit and this
Shall Not Be Infringed (and we mean it this time)
(I'll allow the lawyers among us to clean up the language to a better point of strangulation)
Now THAT might actually pass muster with some, sadly (couldnt resist arming bears, mea culpa). I'm sure most everyone, save one or two rebels to the cause, in the District of Columbia and the self appointed intelligentsia of academia and the media would think it fine and natural.
But why stop there? If you're on a roll, turn the entire document into squeezably soft bumwad.
