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All joking aside, if Illinois is to have a concealed or open carry law, then there need to be some reasonable restrictions as to who is and isn't allowed to carry. Reasonable restrictions prohibiting people from carrying who are: named Rahm, Governors of Illinois and Chicago aldermen (who have shown a propensity for criminality), Speakers of the House whose first name is Mike, and members of organizations that evidence an irrational fear of firearms such as the Brady Campaign. Additional restrictions should include places that individuals are not allowed to carry, such as showers and swimming pools as they contribute to rust.
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