I go to the door with a gun nowadays. Long story in another thread.....
Anyway, I tell the magazine kid "No thank you, but my neighbor across the street might be interested. He buys from all you fellows." I don't like that neighbor very much........
The ones that get me are the fellows who ride bikes with ties and want to convert me to their brand of religion. I offer them a beer and a cigar. Then I send them across the street too.
Now the fellows who stop and want to know if I need someone to mow my grass.......
