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My wife hates the smell of Hoppes No. 9 ( I like it better than Chanel No. 5). She won't even come downstairs when I'm cleaning guns. The more time I spend on my guns, the less chance she has to find something unpleasant for me to do.
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At the young age of five, a bear told me that I was the only person who could prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know.
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