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Vanguard.45 · February 16, 2005, 09:54 AM

1. BANG! BANG! BANG!

2. Go and examine the wounds created by my .45 (curiosity)

3. BANG! (He twitched in the direction of his gun.)

4. Apply for a grant from the Feds claiming that I was "involved" in research concerning ballistics and wounding that would be utilized by the FBI in determining the most effective handgun rounds and in the overall crime statistics.

5. Get a lawyer for the subsequent Wrongful Death lawsuit where I get to hear the "I failed as a mom" complainant describe how her boy was an angel and that it wasn't right how I shot her baby. Nevermind that her other eight kids are all in prison!!

Vanguard.45

February 16, 2005, 09:54 AM	#77
Vanguard.45 Senior Member Join Date: February 24, 2001 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 277	Order of Operations 1. BANG! BANG! BANG! 2. Go and examine the wounds created by my .45 (curiosity) 3. BANG! (He twitched in the direction of his gun.) 4. Apply for a grant from the Feds claiming that I was "involved" in research concerning ballistics and wounding that would be utilized by the FBI in determining the most effective handgun rounds and in the overall crime statistics. 5. Get a lawyer for the subsequent Wrongful Death lawsuit where I get to hear the "I failed as a mom" complainant describe how her boy was an angel and that it wasn't right how I shot her baby. Nevermind that her other eight kids are all in prison!! Vanguard.45 __________________ "I came into this world with nothin', and I still got most of it."