Come on now HogDog ...you're not "victims" ....but sharks have to eat too...
" like a hooker at a liquor convention" ...now my feelings are hurt .../but at least now I know there are liquor conventions ....
Wait a minute ....how about looking at all the money us old guys are saving you ....by imparting our words of wisdom ... / you might have to wade thru a little bs too ...but still