[maestro pistolero]

My advice is to get in touch with Robert Levy at the Cato Institute and Alan Gura, who argued the Heller Case before the Supreme Court. You could be the next Dick Heller and help advance gun rights for all of us. Or, on the other hand, they might tell you that this isn't a good case. Either way, I would seriously consider talking to them.

Excellent idea, but might turn you into a bit of a pariah at the department. Sounds like you would make a good subject.