Props to Rich & the other staff...
I dun be hatin it when them thar kuntry folk be jawin on bout th' last polecat they sassifrassed fur supper.
THEN THERE ARE THE CAPITAL LETTER COMMANDOS THAT USE RUN ON SENTENCES TO ATTEMPT TO GARNER YOUR ATTENTION BUT END UP LOSING YOU BECAUSE THEY END UP TALKING ABOUT HOW THE LUNAR LANDER IS THE BEST ADVANCEMENT FOR 2ND AMMENDMENT RIGHTS BY THE TIME THEY ARE DONE THE DOLPHINS HAVE ALREADY LEFT AND THANKED US FOR ALL THE FISH.
ThenThere'sWildIGottaBeCraftyAndNotUseSpacesAlaskaButHe'sAGoodOneAndIAlways MakeSureToReadHisGobbledygookBecauseItIsAlwaysTopical.
All seriousness, thanks guys. Some of it was getting bad. The rest is just "character."