You're right! I'd better keep my 1864 Springfield "military rifle" out of sight before they cut a hole in my roof too.
Oh, they don't just want that dangerous Springfield Military Rifle, they'll cut a hole in your roof to retrieve all those tins of powd... er, Pyrodex
bombs like they did to this poor guy. Whie he was in the HOSPITAL
Whatinahell is this country coming to? A guy can't keep a bunch of C&R crank-cockers in his house in Arizona
without everyone getting the vapors like they're auditioning for the part of Scarlett O'freaking-Hara?