Man, you have really fallen in love with those things. I found the stepped rib a little distracting, but that's just me. I agree, if one likes the inertia action, I can't see any reason to spend hundreds more just to get a 'B' gun. Unless of course you have to have the "total image", complete with face camo, a scruffy beard, and you carry your dead birds hung around your neck - that one really gets me. The ones I have looked at appear to be every bit as well made as their more expensive cousins, and I can't stand those two piece stocks on the B guns.
What could have happened... did.
I do not trust Remington's dating service accuracy. If they were Match.com, you could end up with Nancy Pelosi.