You know you have too much ammo when.....
(a) You are visited more by the EPA than the BATFE.
(b) You feel certain you will be the richest man on earth after the next financial crash.
(c) When your redneck friends think you are too redneck to hang out with because of your ammo addiction
(d) When you lost half your ammo in the divorce because you threw your wife's old shoes out to make room for more ammo.