dahermit is right: ". . . no compelling reason. . . "
I have no compulsion to even try. I shudder to even think.
Doctor: "Mr. Nick_C_S, how did you blow your face off?
Me: "Oh, I mixed powders, and . . . "
I don't even know how the remainder of that conversation can end with any remaining dignity.
If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, it's because your tactics suck." -- Allen West, quoting Marine 1st Sgt Jim Reinfinger